Friday, September 30, 2005
If you can't do the time ... continued.
Natalia McLennan, 1996 Canadian tap dancing champion, continues to give lessons on what not to do if you can't do the time....
Don't go on television and the cover of New York Magazine bragging about how you are #1 at doing the crime -- in this case, being New York's #1 hooker, making $2,000 an hour.
But if you do do that, then don't blow the whole $1.5 million you claim to have made annually. Save at least enough to cover your bail and pay for a decent lawyer -- one who'll tell you how to dress before a judge and what will happen if you don't make bail.
But if you don't do that, then at least don't show up before the judge for your bail hearing wearing a see-through blouse, miniskirt and stiletto heals like you are expecting to see a client immediately afterward...
Natalia McLennan, 25, sobbed uncontrollably in Manhattan Criminal Court after she was unable to post $50,000 bail and was taken away in handcuffs to jail ... [she] told the court she had no idea she would remain in custody after the hearing ... She faces up to 15 years ... [Reuters]