Wednesday, April 30, 2008

It's better to leave your heart in San Francisco...
Penis Theft Panic Hits City.

KINSHASA -- Police in the Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft...

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Police Chief Oleko said. "But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny ..." [

"Hmmm ... It's still there."

"They turned it into a newt!"