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Monday, February 21, 2005


The singing prophylactic.

Medical science marches on ...

A scientist has come up with a musical condom that gets louder as the sex gets more vigorous.

The singing protective is designed to be a laugh for couples who want to make their own sweet music, says Ukrainian inventor Dr. Grigoriy Chausovskiy
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Well, I can imagine how the sound of such music could come as a surprise ...
Different lovemaking positions determine what tune is played by the condom, which also works like a normal contraceptive.

The rubber has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

"But there is no danger of being electrocuted," said Dr Chausovskiy, who has teamed up with a manufacturer to export the condoms to Britain.

They will cost about 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he said.

The university professor wants people to tell him what tunes the condoms should play...
[The Sun]
I can't wait until we get a Top 40 list of music downloads for these things.