Monday, August 02, 2004

GOP's got babes!

I mean besides Ann Coulter. Who'd have thunk it?

Heather Locklear, I hardly knew ye' without a helmet on. And speaking of babes wearing helmets...

"Be all you can be, and then some -- thanks to the surgeons in the US Army."

"The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free.

"The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, 'the surgeons have to have someone to practice on'." Reuters

Well yeah, we wouldn't want the Army sending medics into combat to look after the wounded without being experienced in performing breast enlargements.

Medic! Medic! Get the fat out! We need a liposuction over here!!