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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Here and there...


A wager you should take at any odds, at Long Bets:

“The Large Hadron Collider will destroy Earth”
You bet the "it won’t" side, of course. You might lose, but you’ll never have to pay off.

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Say this three times fast...

"We should be led by Obama and Biden!"
"We should be led by Obama and Biden!"
"We should be led by Osama bin Laden!"

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Timeless political observation.

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Forget "The Cornhusker State", what sort of marketing slogan is that? From now on it's...

"Nebraska -- the state for parents with teenagers!"
Moving vans across America are packing already. I’ve put my kids on notice.