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Monday, October 17, 2005


When the music of the spheres ...

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection...

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said ... "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."... [Ananova]

... meets the iTunes from the dark side ....

A scientist has come up with a musical condom that gets louder as the sex gets more vigorous ... for couples who want to make their own seet music, says Ukrainian inventor Dr. Grigoriy Chausovskiy.

Different lovemaking positions determine what tune is played by the condom, which also works like a normal contraceptive. The rubber has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

"But there is no danger of being electrocuted," said Dr Chausovskiy, who has teamed up with a manufacturer to export the condoms to Britain...
[The Sun]
...there figures to be a cacophony in the dorm rooms.